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Monday, August 28, 2006

Old people are cheap!


I've learned a few things over this past year of bartending at the legion-
1) Most old people are cheap bastards.
2) They also tend to dislike hard rock and metal.
3) They have to pee way too often.

I want to put some extra emphasis on #1.. Come on, guys. I'm that cute young bartender who promptly serves you beer with a smile. I play along when you flirt with me. I'm every old dude's dream.. so why are you so cheap? I rely on my low wage and tips to pay my bills and put toward new music equipment. It's not 1946 anymore.. add on a good sixty years, guys.

It kills me.

But hey, what can I do? It's not like I can say, "Hey man, slap down another couple bills." And I'm not going to show them my boobs either (or lack of).

This sucks arse.


Mindless Dribbler said...

Them cheap bastards....water down the drinks maybe??

Ma Titwonky said...

As an old person I feel obligated to comment on this post....

Go get 'em, dear! :)

GollyGumDrops said...

So if I buy one old person from you, I get a second free?

mrsmogul said...

You wouldn't like working in Europe they not into tipping or giving free water nuthing!

Anonymous said...

"And I'm not going to show them my boobs either (or lack of)."

I think you just answered your own question on the lack of tips...

musicalrose123 said...

hahaha! Nice blog.
One of my old teachers told us that we were free to shoot her if we found her old and still alive.