RANT ALERT!
I've learned a few things over this past year of bartending at the legion-
1) Most old people are cheap bastards.
2) They also tend to dislike hard rock and metal.
3) They have to pee way too often.
I want to put some extra emphasis on #1.. Come on, guys. I'm that cute young bartender who promptly serves you beer with a smile. I play along when you flirt with me. I'm every old dude's dream.. so why are you so cheap? I rely on my low wage and tips to pay my bills and put toward new music equipment. It's not 1946 anymore.. add on a good sixty years, guys.
It kills me.
But hey, what can I do? It's not like I can say, "Hey man, slap down another couple bills." And I'm not going to show them my boobs either (or lack of).
This sucks arse.
5 comments:
As an old person I feel obligated to comment on this post....
Go get 'em, dear! :)
So if I buy one old person from you, I get a second free?
You wouldn't like working in Europe they not into tipping or giving free water nuthing!
"And I'm not going to show them my boobs either (or lack of)."
I think you just answered your own question on the lack of tips...
hahaha! Nice blog.
One of my old teachers told us that we were free to shoot her if we found her old and still alive.
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