Okay ladies, remember that second (maybe third?) growth spurt you went through? You know, that extra "oomph" you get in your early 20's? I've got to talk about that one today.
As many of you know, I'm 21, will be 22 in a couple months. And I HAVE NO BOOBS. (Okay, I lied, I have a little bit. Nothing to brag about though.) Over the past week, they've been a little tender, to the point of wanting to smack J every time he pokes them.. which is just short of 100 times a day. Today I noticed that one has grown larger than the other, which was disheartening since I've been well balanced for as long as I can remember. Is there hope for me? Should the other grow to match? (LOL!) The last thing I want is for J to follow me around the house saying, "YOUR BOOB IS BORKED!" for the next few years.
"The Voyager" Lyrics
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I have it all-
A song for everything
And still nothing,
Writing lyrics only I
Can understand.
Left dry and thirsty
For something more,
Someplace more....
8 years ago
5 comments:
Don't worry. Nature has a way of balancing everything.
I hope so! It would suck being the "Half Rack Wonder" for too long. lol
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