I was checking my MySpace messages when I came across one, titled "hi", from a 17-year-old guy from Ohio (who will remain anonymous). I have no idea who he is, and he wrote:
may I ask you a Question? How can i play 69 ? I'm still a virgin .
My reply:
I hope you're not serious.
I thought that was the end of that, but I thought wrong. He decided to try again:
hey I'm really serious. i wanna learn how to do that . so plz teach me..
WTF? Why me, of all people? I have never seen this kid before in my life, never talked to him, nothing. If he's looking for that kind of stuff, there are plenty of other people and websites out there. It'd be so much easier to do a simple Google search, rather than wasting time trying to convince me to do something I want no part of. I replied once more:
Dude, you're a minor. I'm not even going to THINK of going there.
Go burn your teenage hormones on someone else. Please.
"The Voyager" Lyrics
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I have it all-
A song for everything
And still nothing,
Writing lyrics only I
Can understand.
Left dry and thirsty
For something more,
Someplace more....
8 years ago
3 comments:
$5 says he's actually a creepy old foreign man.
LOL, somehow that wouldn't surprise me. His profile was set to private.
The next sentence out of his keyboard would have been something like, "do u need xanax? i have a lot" or something. :P~ Geez, Raivyn, you probably disappointed the poor kid -- 69 is probably a card game or something! Heartless. *sniffles* ;)
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